Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Diary of a Vegas Vacation: Entry Two; The Street Preacher


On our first night here, after all the convention stuff was out of the way, my wife and I decided to walk to one of the other hotels that I remembered visiting.  I had wanted to show her some of the novelties that these places are famous for.  Tonight I wanted to show her the little show the statues put on at Caesar’s Palace.  It’s kind of neat.  In one of the shopping centers in the hotel is a statue of Caesar and some other people and at appointed times they come to life and move and talk to each other and the crowd, and the ceiling (which is beautiful anyway) changes colors and scenery and stuff. Of course it’s been so long that I couldn’t find it so after walking around the casino for a bit we decided to head back.  (I mean, it’s interesting but it’s not THAT interesting).

On the way there (it was a walk of about a block.  A very large block), there was a street preacher.  He was like every other street preacher we’ve all seen.  He had stationed himself on the corner of the Bellagio property, next that resorts famous fountains.  People flock to see the Bellagio’s fountains do their little dance so it’s not a bad location. (Not that there IS a bad location on the Vegas strip). He had someone with him who held the “Jesus is coming back soon sign”, while he had his portable sound system, pacing the corner repeating over and over again that everybody there needed to repent of their sins and believe on Jesus.  True enough.

As we walked by him on our way to Caesar’s Palace a young couple, nicely dressed, walked quickly by, arm in arm.  As they walked by him the young woman turned her head and yelled, “You’re an A#@-$&le.”  And then her companion, as if he was her parrot, echoed, “Yeah, you’re an A#$-#$le!”  I thought THAT was little harsh.  He hadn’t seemed to be doing anything that would qualify him as anything more than annoying. 

On our way back from Caesar’s palace we passed him again.  He was still saying the same thing, apparently the only bullet point – the only sentence – in his sermon:  Repent of your sins, and believe on Jesus Christ.  He was a normal looking person.  Clean cut, late thirties or early forties, clean clothes, a t-shirt and cargo shorts and tennis shoes.  Not yelling at all, just speaking calmly through his microphone.  However the person who had stopped to engage him this time was not at all normal looking.  He was a few inches taller than me, and a few inches thinner (which is to say he was very thin), and had chosen for his outfit this evening a police uniform.  But not just ANY police uniform.  No, this was a “naughty” police uniform with shorty-shorts and a halter top for which he had not the breasts to do it justice. I’m going to go out on a limb and say he was probably gay, even though he obviously had no fashion sense whatsoever.

So here is this street preacher with one line to his schtick, and a cross-dressing gay guy.  As we walked up within hearing distance I heard the gay guy yell (he wanted to make sure everyone could hear him as he debated the street preacher), the he was being insulted for something he had no control over.  And it is true that he had no control over it.  I mean lets face it: some people are born with good fashion sense and some people aren’t.  But I found it a bit hard to believe that he had actually been insulted.  Street Preacher only had one line, after all, and he didn’t seem to be getting into the specifics of what people had needed to repent of.  More than likely Gay Guy had simply assumed an insult because the Street Preacher was talking about Jesus, and Christianity is virtually an implied insult to his kind. 

So Gay Guy, gesticulating dramatically and ridiculously (I think at one point I might have seen him use jazz hands) and yelling so everybody can hear how logical and right he is, is saying he has been insulted and asking “Is THAT Jesus??” And Street Preacher responds, without drama or much inflection to his voice that “the only thing you have control over, sir, is to repent of your sins and believe on Jesus.”  To which Gay Guy responds that Street Preacher has no response “because you have… NO… LOGICAL … ARGUMENT!” (jazz hands!)  And with that my wife and I were back on the other side of the street and no longer within hearing distance.

I only heard a small portion of the exchange, but what I heard was significant, and the whole scene stuck with me.  I’ve always been conflicted about the street preacher 'calling'.  On the one hand, I believe more street level ministry is needed.  A majority of Jesus’s ministry was street level ministry.  On the other hand, they make me cringe.  The attitude of those that defend them remind me of the chain emails that go around with a nice story and picture of Jesus that tell you that if you’re not a shamed of him you’ll forward the email.  I NEVER forward those emails.  I know who I am, and what I have, in Christ and I don’t feel the need to prove it by forwarding an email simply because I don’t want to fall into the category of people who say they love him but then never do anything to evangelize for him.  And I don’t feel the need to approve of the street preacher simply because we are brethren in Christ and it’s expected of me.  I’m sure I am simply saying what most of us are at least thinking.

So yes, I find it uncomfortable to pass these people in the street.  I’m sure most of us do.  But not for “fleshly” reasons.  Not because I’m too shy to be public about my faith.  Not because I’m in Vegas and don’t want to hear about Jesus while on vacation in sin city.  I cringe because of what I see them doing to people.  I used to be where Gay Guy was. Well, not in a naughty outfit not meant for my gender.  I used to be the atheist laughing at the lack of logic in the Christian argument.  I used to be the guy throwing the criticisms at those who believe.  Maybe not publicly like Gay Guy was.  But I was in that place.  I know what pushed me away from Christ and I know what pulled me toward him.  And Gay Guy had a very good point: was THAT Jesus?

No, it wasn’t.  I’m not going to say that Street Preacher wasn’t called to do what he was doing.  That’s not for me to judge.  In fact, God probably did tell him to go do what he was doing.  And I applaud his courage.  He was taking a real beating out there but he kept at it, and remained calm.  But I don’t believe the message he was giving was the one God sent him to that corner with.  And that mistake is indicative of so much of the Christian message in so many places and in so many forms. 

Was repentance a valid message?  Absolutely, and Jesus himself preached it.  But it’s not all that Jesus preached.  He knew how to gauge his audience and tailor his message to their needs.

You see, Gay Guy was being told that HE needed to repent of HIS sins.  And what he’s wondering when he hears that is why HE needs to repent of HIS sins.  HE’S never sexually abused anybody, the way he was sexually abused growing up.  HE’S never beat people, the way his father beat him; the way others have beat him and left him lying and crying in back alleys because they found him disgusting and less than human.  In his mind he’s being told to repent of the 'horrific' sin of going against cultural norms in his choices of attire and companionship.  Don’t get me wrong - I’m not defending his lifestyle, I’m simply trying to give a glimpse into what he’s thinking when someone who knows nothing about him tells him he has to repent.  Too many times we see people where they are without bothering to see where they’ve been.

The people that Street Preacher is talking at on a corner of the Las Vegas strip are, in many cases, people who have been through terrible things and are living the way they are because the fantasy world of Las Vegas provides a salve for their wounds. What Street Preacher should have said to Gay Guy is that God is very fond of him.  What he should be telling the passers-by is that Jesus loves them beyond measure.  That Jesus is sorry for what they’ve been through, and is ready to walk them through it when they are ready for healing.

Proverbs 26:9 says “A proverb in the mouth of a fool is like a thorny branch brandished by a drunk” (NLT).  He’s going to hurt himself and those around him.  Love can just as easily be preached in a one line street sermon as can judgment.

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